Ah the glory days, the times when we can think back on the times when we had a million possibilities. High school. Let me tell you though, there is an amount of time that is too much time for talking about high school, and that amount of time is the 30 minutes that this date lasted.
Sunday, July 25, 2021
Sunday, April 11, 2021
Who You Gonna Call? 👻
We had been talking for a few days, he asked me out, then never replied. This is a dealbreaker. He still hasn't answered! Guess I won't be going out with him! 
Thursday, April 1, 2021
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
You know how guys who post pictures of themselves with fish on dating profiles are getting a lot of attention? Well what about guys who pose with snakes? I feel like these guys deserve a shout out!
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Will Work for Food
https://twitter.com/peacockTV/status/1348057037096116224?s=09
"I'm just like a nomad right now..."
Car full of his personal belongings because he just moved up here a few weeks ago and is still between places.
Can't tell me where he lives. My mom is between places right now, my dad has my brother living with him, so I'm just like a nomad right now.
So that means you're homeless, right?
Tuesday, August 18, 2020
Just Around the Riverbend
The poor guy fell in the stream when he was trying to save a small child's shoe! Not a deal breaker, just a funny date I'm sure neither of us will forget for a long time!
Thursday, July 23, 2020
Thursday, July 9, 2020
Making a List, Checking it Twice
Do you know what you are looking for in a "future life partner"? Well, if you don't then I recommend going on a date with someone who will read you their entire list (technically an organized spreadsheet) of 36 essential qualities in a future life partner. These qualities include, but are not limited to, shared hobbies, humility, a shared life pace, and an appreciation for stand-up comedy. I apparently didn't make the cut though, because after the date he told me that he doesn't like to rush into decisions about his future life partner, but we could be friends on Facebook.
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