Sunday, July 25, 2021

If Coach Would've Put Me In...

Ah the glory days, the times when we can think back on the times when we had a million possibilities. High school. Let me tell you though, there is an amount of time that is too much time for talking about high school, and that amount of time is the 30 minutes that this date lasted.





Sunday, April 11, 2021

Who You Gonna Call? 👻

We had been talking for a few days, he asked me out, then never replied. This is a dealbreaker. He still hasn't answered! Guess I won't be going out with him! 

 

Thursday, April 1, 2021

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

You know how guys who post pictures of themselves with fish on dating profiles are getting a lot of attention? Well what about guys who pose with snakes? I feel like these guys deserve a shout out! 


Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Will Work for Food

https://twitter.com/peacockTV/status/1348057037096116224?s=09

"I'm just like a nomad right now..." 

Car full of his personal belongings because he just moved up here a few weeks ago and is still between places. 

Can't tell me where he lives. My mom is between places right now, my dad has my brother living with him, so I'm just like a nomad right now.

So that means you're homeless, right?